Awaken the genius within.
Surreal Guide is an AI-powered app that guides you to the wisdom within. In ten minutes, it empowers you to find clarity on any problem.
A beggar had sat by the same road for thirty years, holding out the same battered cap. One morning a stranger passed and stopped.
“Spare a coin, sir?” the beggar asked, from habit.
“I’ve nothing to give you,” said the stranger. “But tell me, what’s that you’re sitting on?”
“Just an old box. Been beneath me as long as I can remember.”
“Have you ever looked inside?”
The beggar hadn’t. It had simply never occurred to him. He stood, prised open the lid, and there it was, glinting up at him as though it had been waiting all along: gold, heaps of it, more than a man could spend in a lifetime.
He had spent thirty years asking strangers for what he had been sitting on the whole time.
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How It Works
Choose your guide.
Like a tarot pull, except you don’t get to blame the cards.
Say what is on your mind.
Speak or type, your call. The guide asks what your therapist won’t.
Walk away with the insight.
You leave knowing what’s actually going on, and what to do about it.
Meet your guides
Discover the beliefs holding you back. Break through them.
Inspired by the NLP techniques of Tony Robbins and Paul McKenna. Surfaces the unconscious story you’ve been carrying, so you can set it down.
“If a stranger described this exact problem to you, what would you tell them to do?”
Find clear solutions to personal and business problems.
Drawing on the mental models of Charlie Munger, Naval Ravikant, and Elon Musk to cut through to the problem you’ve actually been stuck on.
“What do you know for sure about this problem?”
Overcome procrastination and perfectionism. Take action.
Decodes the protection mechanism beneath your resistance, then gives you the smallest possible next move so you can act.
“What are your worst fears?”
Make better decisions through somatic intelligence.
Your body knows the truth. A guided somatic check-in that helps you feel into each decision instead of thinking your way around it.
“When you imagine saying yes, what does your body do?”
Decode the message of your soul through your dreams.
Freud called dreams the royal road to the unconscious. Oracle is your guide on that road, using Jungian and depth psychology to translate the language of the unconscious for your waking life right now.
“If that scene in the dream were a song, what would it be and why?”
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An app that guides you
to the wisdom within.
An experiment in listening.
Surreal Guide does not give you answers. It asks the questions that lead you to your own. The wisdom you need is already inside you, in the body you stopped listening to, in the dreams you forget by morning, in the intuition you have been overruling with logic for years. Pick a guide. Spend ten minutes. Walk away with something you didn’t have before.
Your illusions, mostly.
This work asks for honesty about your projections, courage to look at your shadow, willingness to drop the story you have been telling yourself about why nothing changes. That story is not the truth. The truth is in your listening. If you came here for productivity templates or a friendly AI to validate your bad decisions, you came to the wrong place.
What was always inside you.
Suffering is created by the mind. It can also end there. Sometimes all it takes is a shift in perspective, a deeper listen, a willingness to face what you have been avoiding. The world you see is a projection. Change how you perceive, and you change what you see. Ten minutes, sometimes, is enough.
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For the ones who hear the call.
Willing to look at their own shadow without flinching. Those who know that pushing through discomfort and facing the truth are required to quantum jump to the best version of themselves. Those who take ownership of their own thoughts and stop blaming the world for their problems. The ones willing to admit that the matrix they are trapped inside may have been built by their own mind.
Whose ideas are too expansive to be contained in the space and time of this reality. Whose thoughts travel from one galaxy to the next. Who need clarity to sift through these ideas and ground them, one at a time, to inspire the world.
The ones with wild dreams paralysed by inner fears that keep them from acting. The ones who do not need more discipline. They simply need to meet the fear beneath the resistance.
The ones who hear whispers from beyond the obvious. The ones who know that dreams are messages from the soul, calling us to align with our higher purpose.
Tired of hardcore materialists telling them to reduce consciousness to matter, worship logic, and exile feelings. The ones who know, deep down, that the answer to the question they have been stuck on for ages lies in their own inner knowing.
Who have lived too long in the head, and have forgotten to tune in to the wisdom that lives in the heart.
The ones eager to Know Thyself, fully. Who treat self-knowledge as the longest journey and the highest art, and would rather meet themselves honestly than be admired for who they are not.
Get out of the matrix.
This app will not flatter you.
It will not cry with you.
It will ask you to listen to yourself.
Deeply.
Honestly.
Sometimes brutally.
Because beneath the clutter, the fear, the projections, the stories, and the wounds
there is gold. And you have been sitting on it the whole time.
Currently in private beta · iOS only · Side effects may include clarity, courage, and uncomfortable truths.